Silly NPCs

by Stephen Pearson

Couch Potato

WS

BS

S

T

I

Wp

Sg

Nv

Ld

Couch Potato

20

15

20

30

30

30

20

20

15

15+2D10

5+2D10

15+2D6

15+2D6

3D10

5+3D10

5+3D10

10+2D6

5+2D10

Weapons – Stubber & Knife

Armour – None

Skills – None

 

Bimbo!

WS

BS

S

T

I

Wp

Sg

Nv

Ld

Bimbo

25

0

30

40

10

80

10

20

100

15+2D10

0

20+3D6

30+2D10

2D10

65+3D10

2D10

15+2D6

95+2D6

In the age of old they were called Fair Maidens, in the 20th century Super Models, and now in the 41st millennium I present the Bimbo.

Special Rules

No gun – All that nasty noise and power, and she might break a nail reloading. She has no idea of how to use a gun.

Dangerous attraction – All who see her are amazed at her beauty and grace and must take a leadership test every time they look upon her anew. If they fail they are so drawn by her beauty that will not hurt her for fear of destroying her beauty and instead will stand still for D3 turns unable to do anything… unless something can break the trance (gun fire, slap round the head, etc)

Bitch slap – Her only weapons are her hands, anyone she doesn’t like she will bitch slap. This always does D3+1 damage to the head…. If she can hit.

Vain – If she takes any damage she gets terribly irate and becomes frenzied. How dare anyone spoil her looks?

Handbag – The only thing she carries is her handbag which contains cosmetics, a mirror and a rape alarm (treat as a photon flash flare)

High heels – In the heels she wears she can never sprint and running is a risky action. If failed she suffers –1 movement (she can’t get more than –2 to her movement).

Armour – What armour, she’s hardly wearing any clothes for goodness sake!

Skills – She has the skills Puppet Master, Mesmerism, Enforce will and Enfeeble.

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