1: How many hours a week do you play/paint Games Workshop products?
(a) I suppose I play/paint for a few hours, really. Mostly at the Weekend.
(b) I always try to get an hour in every night. Maybe two. About 15 hours in total.
(c) I play/paint from seven until ten every night, and then all day Saturday and Sunday.
30 Hours at least.
(d) I get up to four hours sleep a night, so 140.
2: What do you do with your spare time when your not painting/gaming with your models?
(a) I play five-a-side football, go to the pub, read, go cycling, visit the
cinema...loads of things, really.
(b) I don't have much spare time now that I've bought some new Marines. I sometimes grab a
video though, or go to the pictures.
(c) Spare time is rare. There are just too many models to paint!
(d) Sleep. Eat. Go to the toilet.
3: How many times a week do you have an evening out?
(a) Three or four. Definitely Friday and Saturday night.
(b) I sometimes go down the local on a Friday night, or occasionaly to the pictures.
(c) I went to shopping last month, and saw Jurrasic Park at the cinema a few years ago.
(d) Out? What - outside the house? No, I'd never do that.
4: What do you do if a mate comes round to visit?
(a) Have a cup of tea and a chat; maybe a quick skirmish.
(b) Give them a set of dice and ready the battlefield immediately.
(c) Turn all the lights off, dim the television and lay on the floor until they've gone.
(d) Hope they leave quickly so I can get back to my Catachan Missile Launcher team.
5: What is your idea of a perfect evening's entertainment?
(a) Out with the lads for beers and a curry, then back to somebody's place for a mass
computer gaming session.
(b) Get everybody round for an all-night 40K rumble. Tank's included.
(c) Take the phone off the hook and paint the Death Compnay 'til the early hours.
(d) Day and night seem to blur into one when I'm alone with my lovely models.
6: What are your views on the subject of relationships?
(a) They're great. I'm not in one at the moment, but maybe one day the right person
will come along.
(b) They're okay, but tend to be a bit limiting. Girlfriends often moan about me playing
too much Blood-bowl.
(c) I really don't see the point of a relationship. I've got Necromunda.
(d) Relationships? Would that be the new 40K release? Does it include terrain?
Mostly (a)'s: You're extremely well-adjusted, you have many friends and a diverse set of interests. Of which Warhammer is merely one.
Mostly (b)'s: You love your models, occasionaly at the expense of other, equally important, things. Make sure you find time for your buddies.
Mostly (c)'s: You're obsessed with Games Workshop. You may have a problem, and certainyl need to get out more. Remember, they're not real.
Mostly (d)'s: You're a mad anorak. To you, Friends remains a television programme rather than a concept with which you can even begin to identify.
- Dr. Sniper