BFG Famous Last Words (Humour)
- "No, you only need 4+ to hit, not 5+..."
- "Wait, are we playing that Ordnance hits you when you run into it?"
- "It's only one Solar Flare check per turn."
- "He's only got a 1 in 6 chance of pulling THAT off."
- "Do your worst!"
- "I have not yet begun to fight!" (response: 'now might be a good time to
start!')
- "Space stations aren't that great."
- "What does a Mark of Khorne do, again?"
- "Those have THREE turrets?!"
- "Hang on--your boarding value is _higher_. Um..."
- "I never buy carriers--you have a 1 in 6 chance of running out of stuff every turn,
they're useless!"
- "Muh...MASAKAAAAA!!!!" (1)
- "Nobody ever rolls 'Warp Drive Implosion' around here."
- "I sincerely _doubt_ that you can cripple that ship in _one_ _turn_."
- "Look, my battleship has all 60-cm weapons, you don't _need_ to support something
that huge!"
(1) 'Masaka' means 'Impossible' in Japanese.
"What?! A laser guided nova cannon shot impacted my ship, caused a bridge smashed
critical hit, leadership reduced to 3?? Next time don't measure range BEFORE you
fire."
"All right, who forgot the torpedoes." -my personal Imperial quote - Captain
Nemor of the Lunar class cruiser that was hit by the nova cannon...
"Um, captain, planet."
"I don't care!!! ALL AHEAD FULL!!"
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